Revision to the slogan; Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The Revision is; Guns and People kill animals and people.
If every generation says; They don’t make movies like they used to. Doesn’t that mean they always make movies the way they did ? — Dr. Harp Seal —-
If a calculator is within arms reach, you have the right to say you’re a Mathematician.
We are Revising the lyrics; ♫♫♫ I did my best, but I guess my best wasn’t good enough ♫♫♫ ….. The revision is; ♫♫♫ I did my best, and my best is always good enough ♫♫♫
Technically speaking, if you have access to Google, you’re entitled to say you are Fluent in hundreds of languages
Just because when you look in the mirror and you can’t see you are bald in the back, doesn’t mean you’re not bald in the back. It just means you can’t see it.
Intellectual Tip 101, If you ever move to the Caribbean, don’t ask you spouse or whomever which Ocean you’re surrounded by, the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean.
Animals first, people second. Why ? Because people can take care of both, animals cannot.
“Mean what you say and say what you mean. Otherwise, don’t say it” — Dr. Harp Seal –
“I’m so fast man, I can run through a hurricane and don’t get wet.” — Muhammad Ali —
♫♫♫ Then one day the sun appears and we come through those lonely years ♫♫♫
Trying to do anything in moderation is like being friends with your Ex-Girlfriend
There are only two things I know; One, I am not God. Two; Morgan Freeman might be God. #HypnoticVoice #BruceAlmighty
“Look, Its not in my nature to be mysterious but I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why”
♫♫♫ Those dreams of yours are shining on distant shores ♫♫♫
To the youngsters out here; you don’t have be in a relationship to have a nice weekend, and you don’t have to feel pressure to go out because its the weekend.
Bill Maher was right; “He’s not wrong”
In today’s supermarkets it’s very easy to get Soy Dogs & Soy Meat, and with the right seasoning & condiments, they’re just as tasty.
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people”
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like when your alarm clock goes off in the morning and not wanting to smash it with a sledgehammer.
You know you’re getting older when……
Monday broken down into an acronym
Nothing will change if you don’t change something
The E-world has gotten so E-ish, I have forgotten how to write with a pen.
Trying to do in anything in moderation;
If Love is a Temple as U2 sings in one of their songs, I’m a worshiper of that temple
Friends I just spun a Led Zeppelin album backwards and it told me where Jimmy Hoffa’s body is buried. Email me for more information.
Memories are great to have and reference to, but memories don’t make a life, living makes a life
I want to say these are the moments we hang on to, but I’m instead I’m going to say; “we are going to have more of these moments”
Nothing will happen if you don’t make something happen
Your thoughts won’t kill you, just relax, they will pass
If Love is a religion, that is my faith
If Love is a battlefield, I want to go to war
Closing down on my Mother’s birthday evening;
Happy Birthday Mom or Jo Ann Smith, The June Taylor Dancer from Queens
Revision to the lyrics; ♫♫♫ Destination anywhere, East or West, I don’t care ♫♫♫ — The Revision is; ♫♫♫ Destination anywhere, ELS, I don’t care ♫♫♫
Many people have asked where the “ELS” (Everybody Loves Sammy) train is heading. Its actually headed to #Eternity
Hope stands for; “Happy Opportunities Proposed Everyday”
I used to say; “Life was a series of losses and then you die” — Now I know “Life is a series of experiences and then you grow”
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like going into a Department Store with your wife and acting like you’re enjoying yourself.
If 95 percent of success is just showing up, doesn’t that mean I only have a 5 percent shot of losing ?
I’m listening to Karen Carpenter’s songs, call 911
Trying to do anything in moderation is like having dinner and then turning down the fried ice cream they offer you complimentary on the house.
Between Morgan Freeman’s substantive lines in his movies, and his hypnotic voice, I wonder if he really is God. Anyone ? If anyone doubts what I’m saying, you should see the movie; “Bruce Almighty”
Rest In Peace Eric Garner, you did Not die in vain…… #IcantBreathe
I would Never vote GOP, but would respect them a lot more if they said what they mean; “We don’t like blacks and the poor should be thrown in tree grinders.
The Fountain of Youth is found in happiness, if you feel happy, you’ll feel younger.
Poppy Tuesday, a day of Hope
We are revising the slogan; “Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll. The Revision is; “Sex, Love and Rock & Roll”