United we #Blue, divided we fall
If you’re playing Mr. Mom to 5 dogs all week while your wife is at work, do you have the right to say TGIF ?
Everyone is a great winner. But what counts is how you handle it when you lose. Even winners lose sometimes. The difference is they shake it off, drop their ego and work harder for the next battle. – Dr Harp Seal —
Everyone is a great winner, but its what you do when you lose that counts, that’s how the real winners are made
We are revising the slogan; “These are the moments to hang on to” The Revision is; “we are going to have more of those moments”
Breaking down #Death as an acronym so the world feels less bleak; Here we go; Delightful – Enlightenment – Adventure – Throughout – Heaven.
I did my best and my best is always good enough ….. Dr. Harp Seal
My name is Scott Evan Smith, if I were Not married I would date anyone i had a connection with. Female, male, transgender or even a lion or something…… If your nice to me, I’ll be nice to you….. #Yup
We have Guido Daniele featured on “The Good News Channel” — He is by far the best Hand Animal Artist in the World.
Did you ever wish the movie “Forrest Gump” ended differently ? So did we, so we rewrote it…
The girl that almost was but the dog won me over;
If someone ever says to you; “Its not you, Its me,” — you better run, because it is you. — They are just to shy to say it to you.
“When you have exhausted all possibilities, Remember this; You Haven’t” — Thomas A. Edison —
I am really thinking about becoming Gay to kick the crap out of these Sick Anti Gay haters. Or can i do that anyway as a heterosexual ? — Scott Smith —
Projecting Change at The Empire State Building — Great featured story on “The Good News Channel”
Happy Poppy Tuesday on Aug 4th, 2015. A day of Hope & Possibilities;
Revision to the slogan; Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The Revision is; Guns and People kill animals and people.
If every generation says; They don’t make movies like they used to. Doesn’t that mean they always make movies the way they did ? — Dr. Harp Seal —-
If a calculator is within arms reach, you have the right to say you’re a Mathematician.
We are Revising the lyrics; ♫♫♫ I did my best, but I guess my best wasn’t good enough ♫♫♫ ….. The revision is; ♫♫♫ I did my best, and my best is always good enough ♫♫♫
Technically speaking, if you have access to Google, you’re entitled to say you are Fluent in hundreds of languages
Just because when you look in the mirror and you can’t see you are bald in the back, doesn’t mean you’re not bald in the back. It just means you can’t see it.
Intellectual Tip 101, If you ever move to the Caribbean, don’t ask you spouse or whomever which Ocean you’re surrounded by, the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean.
Animals first, people second. Why ? Because people can take care of both, animals cannot.
“Mean what you say and say what you mean. Otherwise, don’t say it” — Dr. Harp Seal —
“I’m so fast man, I can run through a hurricane and don’t get wet.” — Muhammad Ali —
♫♫♫ Then one day the sun appears and we come through those lonely years ♫♫♫
Trying to do anything in moderation is like being friends with your Ex-Girlfriend
There are only two things I know; One, I am not God. Two; Morgan Freeman might be God. #HypnoticVoice #BruceAlmighty
“Look, Its not in my nature to be mysterious but I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why”
♫♫♫ Those dreams of yours are shining on distant shores ♫♫♫
To the youngsters out here; you don’t have be in a relationship to have a nice weekend, and you don’t have to feel pressure to go out because its the weekend.
Bill Maher was right; “He’s not wrong”
In today’s supermarkets it’s very easy to get Soy Dogs & Soy Meat, and with the right seasoning & condiments, they’re just as tasty.
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people”
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like when your alarm clock goes off in the morning and not wanting to smash it with a sledgehammer.
You know you’re getting older when……
Monday broken down into an acronym
Nothing will change if you don’t change something
The E-world has gotten so E-ish, I have forgotten how to write with a pen.
Trying to do in anything in moderation;
If Love is a Temple as U2 sings in one of their songs, I’m a worshiper of that temple
Friends I just spun a Led Zeppelin album backwards and it told me where Jimmy Hoffa’s body is buried. Email me for more information.
Memories are great to have and reference to, but memories don’t make a life, living makes a life
I want to say these are the moments we hang on to, but I’m instead I’m going to say; “we are going to have more of these moments”
Nothing will happen if you don’t make something happen
Your thoughts won’t kill you, just relax, they will pass
If Love is a religion, that is my faith
If Love is a battlefield, I want to go to war