Closing down on my Mother’s birthday evening;
Happy Birthday Mom or Jo Ann Smith, The June Taylor Dancer from Queens
Revision to the lyrics; ♫♫♫ Destination anywhere, East or West, I don’t care ♫♫♫ — The Revision is; ♫♫♫ Destination anywhere, ELS, I don’t care ♫♫♫
Many people have asked where the “ELS” (Everybody Loves Sammy) train is heading. Its actually headed to #Eternity
Hope stands for; “Happy Opportunities Proposed Everyday”
I used to say; “Life was a series of losses and then you die” — Now I know “Life is a series of experiences and then you grow”
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like going into a Department Store with your wife and acting like you’re enjoying yourself.
If 95 percent of success is just showing up, doesn’t that mean I only have a 5 percent shot of losing ?
I’m listening to Karen Carpenter’s songs, call 911
Trying to do anything in moderation is like having dinner and then turning down the fried ice cream they offer you complimentary on the house.
Between Morgan Freeman’s substantive lines in his movies, and his hypnotic voice, I wonder if he really is God. Anyone ? If anyone doubts what I’m saying, you should see the movie; “Bruce Almighty”
Rest In Peace Eric Garner, you did Not die in vain…… #IcantBreathe
I would Never vote GOP, but would respect them a lot more if they said what they mean; “We don’t like blacks and the poor should be thrown in tree grinders.
The Fountain of Youth is found in happiness, if you feel happy, you’ll feel younger.
Poppy Tuesday, a day of Hope
We are revising the slogan; “Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll. The Revision is; “Sex, Love and Rock & Roll”
The path to a better world flows through the humane treatment of all animals. Until we respect that, everything else is moot.
I’m Still Inside of Sunday Night. Very powerful Post;
Why is Sunday call Sunday Funday ?
The story of Esther the Wonder Pig, absolutely incredible.
Male bonding with Jeffrey and Scott
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like finding a person from Mexico who likes Donald Trump.
Revision to the slogan; “Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll
You know you’re getting older when…….
Happy National Opposites Day friends. Krispy Kreme donuts are as healthy as Mescaline salads with no dressing.
After 46 years I still cannot spell the word “definatley”
After 46 years, I still don’t know when to use the word, “Then” versus “Than”
What road are you on ? Great post;
If its Thursday, it might as well be Friday;
Trying to do anything in moderation is like going to Motor Vehicle and having a pleasant experience.
Trying to do anything in Moderation is like whistling “Dixie” on the way to your dentist’s office to get Route Canal.
Dr. Harp Seal with Breakthrough on the Sunday Night Blues;
Just because I was like that, doesn’t mean I have to stay like that. I’m defined by the right here, right now. What’s done is done, but what’s now is now and they don’t have to be connected.
When I wake up tomorrow I will be a day closer to whatever is bothering me not bothering me anymore. Time heals all wounds. Even if you cannot heal yourself, time will heal you for you.
Trying to do anything in moderation is like going to “The Pancake House” and ordering a salad instead of pancakes. #CantBeDone
The weekends are to rejuvenate, not ruminate.
There is nothing more embarrassing then sending a light sex text to your wife but you accidentally sent it to your boss instead ….LOL.
Revision to the slogan; “The best is yet to come” — The revision is: “The best is here and now”
Friends its “Happy National I love you day” and as i result I just want to say I love you to everyone on Twitter except hunters & racists.
Mental health Tip 101; If you feel down, don’t watch the news
Trying to do anything in moderation is like sitting on a plane and not asking the stewardess every 5 minutes, “Are we almost there ?”
If you ever accidentally call your Wife your ex girlfriends name & there’s no way out of it, just say you’re rehearsing for an acting class.
We all know that actors and actresses talk about how hard a “Crying Scene” is to do. Sammy & Family has figured out the anecdote for the Actors struggles. Listen to Karen Carpenter Music while filming the scene and you will ball your eyes out. And probably win an Oscar.
Don’t let the fear of what could happen make nothing happen.
♫♫♫ You get what you get when you go for it ♫♫♫
Example of Dyslexia; ” I have to go to the Tylenol to get the store”
You know you’re getting older when you look back at an old picture and you cant remember how old you were in that picture