The Movie Rewrite for “The Titanic”

The movie rewrite for The Titanic

This is the Movie Rewrite for  “Titanic”  It’s a Quick and Must read. Some have said it’s the most revolutionary writing since Ink was created.

In the Rewrite, Jack and rose both survive the crash of the Titanic. They ended up getting married and having 3 kids. After surviving the disaster, the family becomes obsessed with studying the original Titanic and why it sank. Years later, they built a “New Titanic”, but even bigger this time, with no mistakes. It’s literally unbreakable.

Additionally, Jack and Rose did away with the “Steerage” section. The new Titanic was all one section now. Still being very sensitive to the way steerage was treated, anybody that acted like a snob, was put on an unmanned dingy, (a dingy drone if you will ) and brought to shore. Once the snob arrived on shore, he or she was required to take a class with respect toAnimal Welfare & Rescue before returning home. The business was such a success that the family built 50 more ships and now call their cruise-liner company, “The Titanic Express”

In order to board any of the ships you needed two things, firstly, an affordable ticket. Secondly, you had to raise your right hand and swear, “I am not a jerk. “ Not only did the new company become a benchmark for safety in the shipping world, but they led the charge in animal equality around the world. As a matter of fact, several of their ships were sent to Canada to combat seal hunting, other ships sent to Japan to fight dolphin and whale slaughters.

The End…. The movie still would’ve been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Million Dollar Baby”

The Movie Rewrite for Million Dollar Baby

Welcome to the Movie Rewrite for “Million Dollar Baby”

Great movie, but very disturbing how it all unraveled, we are going to Rewrite that. What the movie forgets to mention is the actress that Hillary Swank played grew up on Martial Arts.  She had professional training going ten years back from one of best Martial Arts instructors in the world, Mr. Miyagi. After those ten years, the Hillary Actress was no longer a student; she too was a master of martial arts. The most important lesson she learned from her Karate Instructor was; Never Take your eye off your opponent, never.  As a matter of fact, Mr. Miyagi used to make her walk around with pictures of the people she would fight to ensure she never took her eyes off of them. He beat this principle to death, and she never forgot it.

During those ten years women boxing started to rise in popularity, and this peaked Hillary’s interest. Problem was she had no boxing experience what so ever. Being from a small town and all, there was only one dinky boxing gym around. Clint Eastwood ran the place. He immediately said to her “ I don’t train women “. But he did offer her job because she needed some work. After several months, Clint realized this young gal had a heart of a lion, like Rocky Balboa you might say. He didn’t see that with any of the men he trained, one you thing you need in boxing is heart. Because with heart and passion, you can even beat the ones that are better then you.

Clint finally gave in and trained her to box with skill and technique. Between that, her martial arts background, and her heart of a lion, Hillary was knocking people out left and right. She became an overnight legend in the female boxing world. Clint said “ I got you a shot at the title fight, this is your time now”  Hillary and Clint went into hardcore training now. He sets up a championship fight for her against the WBA women’s welterweight champion, Billie “The Blue Bear”, a German ex-prostitute who has a reputation as a dirty fighter. It was a million dollar fight. Money The Hillary Swank person could not possibly fathom.

Within a few rounds, the “ Hillary Swank “ person had complete control of the fight. It was clear she was going to win the Championship in just moments. Even Billie “ The Blue Bear “ saw her demise coming. When the rounded ended before the last one was about to begin, as they both returned to their corners, Hillary, as she had been doing the whole fight, walked backwards to her corner always remembering what Mr. Miyagi said, “ Never take your eyes off your opponent. Still, Billie “ The Blue Bear “ known for her dirty fighting, before the last round even started, came and attacked Hillary in her own corner to try to weaken her a little before the last round.

Hillary said to herself, The Blue Bear had a very tough life and boxing was all she had. So once the crowed pulled Billie off of Hillary, she had a moment of clarity and compassion. Hillary came to Billie’s side of the ring and said, “ I could never make it another round, you are the best fighter around, I surrender “. So “ Billie the Blue Bear “ remained the champ. People were in shock.

Clint offered Hillary a full time assistant job to him. Her job was to teach his men fighters to have that heart, that unexplainable heart that makes less of a fighter, beat a better fighter. Clint called it the “ Rudy Ruettiger Principal “. This principal was based off a student of Notre Dame who dream was to make the football team despite he was small and had no skills what so ever.  But Rudy had a heart of a giant. When he took to the field, he felt taller then anyone. He was pure heart. And that is what Clint felt about Hillary, she was pure heart. And while you can’t teach that, if people see it long enough, it just might rub off on them.

Going back to Billie “ The Blue Bear “ boxing championship, the ex German Prostitute was stunned by what Hillary did for her in that last round. The world never showed her any kindness or compassion before, that experience changed her forever.  She resigned from boxing and opened clinics all over the world for people who also felt unloved.  She let them know they have a place to come where people do care about them.

The end. The movie still would have been great.

The picture is a visual solution to the Movie Rewrite. Picture was made by Vanessa Martinez Smith

 

The Movie Rewrite for “Ghost”

 

The movie rewrite for "Ghost"

Did you ever wish the movie “Ghost” ended differently ?

So in the Rewrite, Oda Mae Brown which was played by Whoopi Goldberg’s, stayed in touch with Sam, played by Patrick Swayze since he died in the movie in 1990.

Let’s fast forward to the end of 2011. So 21 years have passed now. Molly had a new life and moved on with time. She never remarried or felt that kind of love again like with Sam. But she did find contentment, and that’s good. Oda Mae became the psychic of psychics. She is so renowned; the CIA uses her services to track down terrorists through other terrorists that have died. It takes 18 months to get an appointment with her. Anyhow, Oda Mae can see Molly continues to struggle with relationships, it upsets her deeply.

Now, truth be told, Oda Mae has kept in touch with Sam since his death, despite Molly not knowing. And being Steven Jobs, the Tech Icon who changed the world, had passed on in October of 2011, a bell went off in Oda Mae’s head to the level of when Ben Siegel ( Bugsy ), in the 1940’s had a vision of Air Conditioned Casinos in the middle of the desert, now known as Las Vegas.  And Bam, she introduced Steve Jobs & Sam through her medium ability in the after-life. They hit it off right away, a lot of synergy. Oda Mae pitched the idea to Mr. Jobs about creating a Hologram Application to mirror Sam’s image, which would be remotely controlled by the actual Sam in the after-life. Literally a spitting image in real time. Steve Jobs admitted he had been working on that for a long time while alive. So Mr. Jobs went for it, and beta tested his “ Hologram Application with Sam.

Oda Mae was thrilled; she knew Molly would be elated. Beta Testing with Mr. Jobs is as good as a done deal. The man can do no wrong with applications and design. The only catch is, its just an image, even though its in real time, its not a physical being. Nonetheless, it soothed the loneliness for Molly; she had her best friend back.

Mr. Jobs was so moved by the Molly / Sam story, that he asked Oda Mae to introduce him to the actual Patrick Swayze, and so she did. Steve Jobs knew Mr. Swayze had a pretty painful demise in the end. Jobs can relate. Upon meeting the actual Mr. Swayze, Mr. Jobs offered him the same hologram situation back to his ranch on the outskirts of Las Angels where he died. Patrick Swayze jumped with both feet at the offer.

Eventually, in the after-life, Sam, Patrick Swayze and Steve Jobs became so close; they were called the three musketeers.

Mr. Jobs went on to explain to Sam and the actual Patrick Swayze, what those dark shadowy images making scary sounds in the movie “ Ghost “ were. He explained those were transporters to hell. They were specially created for Seal Clubbers, Dolphin and Whale slaughterers, bear baiters, bull fighters, people behind dog fighting, rooster fighting, farm animal abuse and so on, and so on, and so on and etc.. They stand for the lowest level of hell, it was such a hit in “ Zip code Hell, “ they now get called for all kinds of evil..

Sam and the actual Patrick Swayze were so grateful to Mr. Jobs, he once again changed lives, and after-lives forever. Mr. Jobs told them on the down low, he was going to hologram himself, and go back to Apple and take back the CEO role in Cupertino, CA. Apparently traders on Wall Street got wind the news and the stock surged 1500 percent in 3 days.

The End. Movie still would’ve been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Gone With The Wind”

The Movie Rewrite for "Gone With The Wind"

Welcome to the Movie Rewrite for “Gone With The Wind”

If you step back for a moment from the epic nature of this movie, it really was about a horribly dysfunctional relationship that in modern times would have come to an end and both parties would have moved on.

MOVIE REWRITE —

So let’s start out with the Movie “Back to the Future” from 1985. Remember the Doctor that created time travel with his Delorean Car? — Well that Doctor was always obsessed with the Movie “Gone with the Wind” and was not happy how it ended.

He decided to time travel back to 1939 when the movie was made to find Rhett Butler just after his timeless quote, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”. The Dr. offered Rhett an immediate way out of his turbulent life once and for all.

Rhett knew he needed a complete revamping of his life and figured he could use all the karma he can get. Being Rhett is a “Risk Taking” type of guy, he jumps into the car with the Doctor and they time travel back to the 1970’s.

The Doctor thought this would be a good place for Rhett to start because there was a big movement going on back then called “Erhard Seminars Training”, officially known as The “EST Standard” — They specialized in helping people see life from a clear perspective.

Rhett spent two weeks in the program. He learned about self actualization and development for happiness. He saw the world in a whole new light. He told the Doctor from “Back to the Future” that he would like to stay in the 1970’s and start a brand new life.

Rhett was such a big hit amongst the people in his new Era that the “Bee Gees” offered him a spot as their fourth singer. Rhett turned it down. He didn’t want anymore drama in his life and going on the road was just too much. He was looking to settle down with a nice gal that would love him in return. Months later, Rhett was introduced to a very sweet, up and comer from Australia, named Olivia Newton John.

It was love at first sight. They picked up and moved to Australia to do the whole “family and kids” thing. After several years in Australia, Olivia and Rhett took over a famous Zoo named after the late great Steve Irwin, also known as the “Crocodile Hunter” — That was just Steve’s nickname of course. Nobody was a better friend to all species than Steven Irwin.

The Zoo became a huge success and set the bar for animal kindness across the glob. Rhett looked over at his family, then the zoo and whispered to himself, “Not bad for a man who came all the way from The Civil War Era” — Rhett finally had the peace he was longing for since the day he left the South.

Now let rewind back to Scarlett O’hara when she says  at the end of the movie “Tomorrow is another day” — Scarlet turned out be very right. She learned some valuable lessons during those years.

1.  She needed to deal with her addiction to chaos.

2.  Her dad was wrong. Land means nothing if you don’t have a life to build on it.

3.  Don’t be in a marriage unless you are sure who you want to be married to.

4.  Don’t be in a serious relationship until you know who you are. As a result of these lessons, Scarlet learned to live more in the present and less in her head. Years later she married the Head Plantation worker on her land whom she always had a crush on.

I guess this is what Barry Manilow meant in 1978 when he sang,  ♫♫♫ Ready To Take a Chance Again ♫♫♫

The End. The Movie still would’ve been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Pay It Forward”

The Movie Rewrite for "Pay It Forward"

The Movie Rewrite for “Pay It Forward”

Let’s start with a quick snapshot. Pay it forward is a great concept and would do a lot of good for this world. Imagine if each one of us woke up everyday and said to ourselves, “Self, let’s express 3 acts of random kindness to 3 people in need. What a wonderful world that would be. Now add on top of that, the 3 people you helped would go out there and help 3 random people also. Just visualize that for a moment; “positive acts growing exponentially through the veins of society.” I guess it’s true what they say, “People have the Power.” So that’s our take away message for this movie. Great message but certainly did not have to end that way.

The Rewrite begins now:

To start with, this is the same kid from the movie, “The Sixth Sense” from 1999. His famous line in the move was, “I see dead people.” So, he already has a tendency to think about death and we know that people attract what they think (Laws of Attraction). So, let’s change that. Being “Pay it Forward” was made in 2000, this kid had a full year to learn to think differently. Between therapy and hypnosis, he had visions of being a superhero for kids being bullied and random acts of kindness, where he thought people were deserving and worthy. Now, if you remember in “Pay it Forward,” the kid’s best friend was very asthmatic and got picked on a lot; not a happy life for his friend. Luckily for that friend, the “Sixth Sense” star went to see his best friend’s allergist to pay it forward. The allergist had such gratitude for his new outlook that he swore the next time that he saw his asthmatic friend he would help him. With that, the allergist gave the friend an inhalator that neutralized his asthma and released steroids into the body, causing a temporary strength to the level of the Hulk.

Now, let’s fast forward to the end of movie when the 3 bullies pick on his friend again. His friend starts panicking upon their arrival and takes a breath from his new inhalator. His asthma and his demeanor immediately change. He notices his new found strength and immediately repeats a quote from the 1993 movie, “A Bronx Tale” and says, “Now yous can’t leave.” The 3 bullies are in shock at how the tables have changed. But the Hulk-like figure shows mercy towards them and pays it forward to them. While this is going on, the “Sixth Sense” kid sees it from afar. When he noticed that his friend flipped the script on those 3 kids, he cruised home peacefully with no harm. As a result of the mercy shown, The 3 bullies became role models for “bullying bullies.” And the trickle down effect took place. There were less and less bullies everyday.

So in conclusion, we have a “win win” situation as described below.

We have exponential growth of positive “Pay it forwards” going on at all times, growing bigger and bigger.

And we have the “Bully the bullies” movement going on, until the growth rate of bullies was Zero.

The End….. The movie still would have been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Point Break”

The Movie Rewrite for "Point Break"

Did you ever wish the movie “Point Break” ended differently ?

This one is for the late great Patrick Swayze,and the current great Little Patrick, which is the little head on the left.

Let’s take it right from the point where Keanu has Patrick Swayze handcuffed. Patrick was urging Keanu to set him free so that instead of being caged, he could catch that once in a life time wave and die with dignity. Keanu for a moment, recalled a Morgan Freeman movie where he said, “ Some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright “.

He realized then, that if ever a saying was relevant, it would be right here with Swayze, the man who lives, breathes and thrives in nature. So Keanu lets him go and Swayze starts walking towards the wave that would inevitably take his life. While walking towards his end, he gets hit with an epiphany that will turn this whole thing around for him. Swayze asks Keanu, please hear me out. Patrick says with passion, we all the know the term “ Surf and Turf”. As at matter a fact, Keanu said i just had that for dinner last night. Well Keanu, how about I create “ The Surf and Work Program “? So at least if you want to be a professional surfer, you will also have to learn a sense of responsibility. Kind of like the Co-op Program at Northeastern University. You go to school there for a year, and then you work for a semester, and so on and so on. This way when you graduate, you already have some work experience.

This was groundbreaking thinking that changed the face of surfing forever. This was finally a way for surfers to purse their true passion, and not have to create mischief to make a living.

Surfing was no longer about “ Dude, lets catch some waves “, It was now, ” Lets do some work, so we can surf later.” Patrick Swayzes surfing program (Surf & Work), became such a hit, that now Patrick has to teach thousands and thousands of newcomers, how to balance on a surfboard in the water.

One day a very famous Director named Emile Ardolino from Hollywood came to take surfing lessons. He was so impressed with the way Patrick Swayze moved his body to deal with all the waves, that he asked Patrick if he would be interested in trying out for a New Movie. Patrick said “100 percent yes”. So Patrick tried out for Emile Ardolino’s new movie “Dirty Dancing”. In an instant he got the part. He was a natural after all the bobbing and weaving over his years of being a surfer. Patrick accepted the offer as long as that the Producers would hire Kate Bosworth, from “Blue Crush” could be his dance partner in the new movie. The director agreed. Patrick officially turned a very negative start, into a full happy life. A major life lesson was learned here.

The End. Movie still would have been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Cast Away”

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Did you ever wish the Movie ” Cast Away ” ended differently ? This is a Quick and Must read;

Welcome to the Movie Rewrite of “ Cast Away “ This Rewrite is truly an Advanced Imagination exercise. It takes our brains and throws them on a treadmill.

Here we go. So we all remember Chuck (played by Tom Hanks ) was a high strung Federal Express employee when it came to work, almost obsessed if you will. During the Christmas Holidays, Chuck heads to Malaysia in the middle of a bad storm for a business problem. His family was very displeased needless to say. We all remember what happens next, the plane goes down in the middle of Pacific Ocean, and Chuck is the only one that survives thanks to an inflatable life-raft. From there he ends up on an island completely alone other than the “Volleyball “Wilson,“ his soon to be best friend.

Let’s relieve some of chuck’s pain right away. Now if we all remember Gilligan’s Island from 1964 and the crew that was lost at sea after a shipwreck. Being Chuck’s plane went down in 1995, that gave the Gilligan Crew 31 years to become experts on how to live off of uninhabited land. The shipwrecked crew from the 1960’s saw Chucks plane go down and witnessed the island he floated to in his life-raft. They approached Chuck who ended up on an island right next to them and invited him and Wilson to join them on their island.  Chuck happily accepted. So right here, that removes all those trials and tribulations and loneliness that Chuck had to endure. As months went by, they decide to kill some time learning to play volleyball with Wilson.

Despite the fact of being stranded in the middle of the ocean, the friendships became peachy keen. Now, if ever you were going to be stranded on an Island you would hope the year was 1995. As it happens, a gentleman by the name of Kevin Costner skillfully lived on the water itself in the movie Water-world. He also witnessed the plane going down and knew where to find people if any survived. So when Keven Costner and his big Water contraption approached the island, the Gilligan Crew and Chuck were ecstatic. The Water-man invited the whole crew on his Water Traveler and took them all back to shore.

For Chuck, only 6 months had passed, he didn’t expect much to have changed. But upon his arrival, he learns his wife ( Helen Hunt ) started a courtship with someone else. That someone else just so happened to be the “Mr. Big “ character from the cable show “Sex and the City” When she learned of her husband still being alive, she broke it off with “ Mr. Big “ immediately. As we all remember, Mr. Big always had a wondering eye and the Helen Hunt relationship was just one of his affairs. So Mr. Big heads back to NYC to reconcile things with his wife Carrie Bradshaw played by Sarah Jessica Parker

Now, back to Chuck ( the Tom Hanks character ), he and Helen Hunt were like peas and carrots once again.

After Chuck shared his 6 months of what is like on the island with Wilson and the Gilligan Crew, his wife said; “ All of you should start a Volleyball team and compete professionally. That hit Chuck like a ton of bricks, he knew it was his calling. So him and his wife called Maverick and Goose from the movie “Top Gun“ to train this new team all the fundamentals of volleyball. We all remember what experts they were playing volleyball on the beach and all in 1986.

Needless to say all the ducks were aligned for great success. The Wilson Volleyball team went on to win the National Championship and The Olympics. At one of the Award Ceremonies, Chuck ( The Tom Hanks Character ) gave a speech that left people mesmerized. The first highlight from the speech was a reference about his time on the island. His quote was; “ I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring “ referring to his time away from home on the island. The Second highlight was when he held the Wilson volleyball up and yelled out “ WIiiiiLSON.

The End….. The Movie Still would’ve been great.

The Movie Rewrite for “Annie” by Jessica Smith

The movie Rewrite for Annie

Good evening friends.  Jessica Smith has has written a happier ending for Annie and all the Orphans.  Here we go;

Welcome to Saturday Night Movie Rewrite. Tonight we are rewriting the movie “Annie”.
In the Rewrite after the end with the celebration of Annie’s adoption by mister warbucks at his beautiful mansion, Mr Warbucks sees how much Annie loves her fellow orphans and decides to adopt them all as his own, then marries Grace Farrell and they both fall in love with all the children. Now that Mr Warbucks is married with 7 children he decides to adopt 2 dogs to keep Sandy happy and names them “Lassie” and “Benji”.  Lassie and Benji were full of personality and just gravitated toward cameras. Using his financial Power and valuable connection in Washington and Hollywood, he turns them into movie stars and the TV sensations that they are known as, even to this day.

In the meantime, after Miss Hannigan attempts to save Annie’s life from the grips of her evil Brother Rooster, Mr Warbucks has a new feeling of wanting to try and Help Miss Hannigan deal with her emotional issues and loneliness and all that made her vulnerable  to Alcoholism, promiscuity and mistreatment of the orphans. She had deep abandonment issues. Mr Warbucks recommends and even has her driven every day to AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) by his chauffeurs. She does so well in the program and becomes a spokesperson for all 12 step groups because of the  profound transformation she has made.  Miss Hannigan wants to give back and pay forward all that this intervention has done for her. She goes to Mr Warbucks and Annie and all the orphans and asks them to help her start “The Miss Hannigan Movement” to help others in despair, other Alcoholics and Homeless Animals. The whole Gang gets behind her which brings her a lot of press.

Meanwhile in a state far away, a lonely, heartbroken man is watching some press on her and sees the youngest orphan Molly in the background. He jumps up in shock because he just knows that she is his biological daughter who he and his wife gave up during the Great Depression.  He never got over that little girl that was once his baby. This man is now a Widower and has no one to leave behind, so he jumps in the Car and Heads to NYC. As he approaches Mr Warbucks house, he notices a woman walking along the Road looking happy and peaceful and he stops to ask her for directions. Turns out that woman was Miss Hannigan and as soon as their eyes met, it was love at first site. She hops in the car and rides off with him to the Warbucks residence and they haven’t left each others side since. They live happily in a house Mr Warbucks built them on his property where he gets to spend time with his long lost daughter.

The expanded Warbucks family becomes famous all over the world for their efforts in bettering the world.  Mr Warbucks himself conceives of a new TV show incorporating business and entertainment. He keeps all of his secret ideas hidden beneath the wooden floor of his mansion in NYC, in a safe. Generations later, the mansion is bought by Donald Trump, the NY real estate mogul. At some point during his first week in the house, Mr trump discovers the safe in the floor. With Oliver Warbucks name on it , Mr Trump knows this is a very valuable box, so he gets his workmen to blow torch it open. He secretly finds a plan for a TV show called “The Apprentice” and goes wild over the idea. He never mentions the contents of the box to anyone but soon launches one of the most lucrative TV shows of recent times.
The End…. The Movie still would have been great.

Goodnight Everyone. We will see you for prayers tomorrow night. We have received many prayer requests and will be sure to include them all tomorrow. Sleep Well.

Warmest regards,
Jessica Lee Smith

The Movie Rewrite for “Hachi”

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Did you ever wish in the movie, “Hachi” that life had been easier on him ?

Groundbreaking writing.

It’s interesting to note before the Rewrite begins at the end of the movie Hachi passes on and his soul is reunited with his owner. It reminded me of two other movies, “The Notebook,” when the couple fell asleep together and peacefully passed away. It also reminded me of the movie, “Braveheart” when William Wallace is killed and is reunited with his wife who died earlier.

With that said, the ending of the movie, “ Hachi “ was perfect. Nevertheless, the 9 years of him going back and fourth to the train station, waiting for his beloved owner was heart wrenching. Let’s rewrite some of that. 

Rewrite begins now;

“Hachi” was made in 2009 and the movie “Marley & Me” was made in 2008. So now back to 2009. Several months into that year, Hachi became a household name. People were in admiration of such loyalty. This went beyond the slogan, “Dog is man’s best friend”. Hachi struck a cord with the entire world.

Although 18 months had passed since Marley’s death, the Owen Wilson Character from “Marley and Me”, still couldn’t come to grips with his death. 

So the Owen Wilson Wilson character took a train from Florida into the very town in Rhode Island that Hachi waits for his fallen human dad everyday. His wife and kids were very upset when he boarded the train but understood this was a necessary voyage for closure about Marley’s passing.

It was just something that he had to do. The Owen Wilson character feels sad even thinking it but has to admit the truth to himself, as much as he loved his family, nothing could fill the void of Marley.  

Upon the Florida train entering the Rhode Island Town, The Owen Wilson Character sees Hachi from the window and is amazed at his focus. Months after the Richard Gere character of the movie “Hachi” dies, Hachi remains committed for a reunion. Despite his vigilance, Hachi was getting very lonely and disappointed each day.

When The Owen guy approaches the world renown dog, it was love at first sight. In the same way dogs smell fear, Hachi can smell the loss that The Owen guy felt over Marley. Even though Hachi and the Owen Wilson character guy are complete strangers, they had an immediate spiritual connection. The Owen guy was so happy, he kept saying, “You complete me. You complete me”. Hachi was literally howling and barking uncontrollably.

So the Owen Wilson character retrieves his mobile phone and goes to Google translate to figure out what the dog is saying. Leave it to Google, only they could’ve cracked the language barrier between man and dog.  So he puts his phone to Hachi’s mouth and the dog was saying, “We complete me, We complete me”. The Owen Wilson guy knew that Google’s translation sometimes gives the literal meaning and some of the translation gets lost in textation.

Nonetheless, the Owen Wilson guy liked that version better and was rejoicing with the dog shouting out, “We complete Me, We complete me.” — Owen assured Hachi that he will still meet the Richard Gere guy in the after-life, but for now in this life, their  journey will be together. 

Hachi was elated. He said to himself, I guess this is what they mean when they say, “Ask and you shall receive.” — The Richard Gere Character was now at peace in the after-life because he knew that his best friend Hachi was OK and they would meet again. 

Being the Owen Wilson guy “Paid it forward” for Hachi, the Richard Gere guy finds Marley in the after-life and puts Marley’s angst at ease. He told Marley, the Owen Wilson guy is doing great and its time to move on and we can move on together. Marley was thrilled, so thrilled that he introduced the Richard Gere guy to his two best friends, Lassie & Benji.

It’s relationships like this that inspired the expression, “Untied we Stand, Divided we fall.” 

Moreover, it’s relationships like this that inspired Barry Manilow to sing ♫♫♫ I can’t smile without you, I feel glad when your glad, I feel sad when your sad ♫♫♫. 

The End…. The movie still would’ve been great.

“Titanic” Movie Rewrite

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This is the Movie Rewrite for  “Titanic “, it’s a must read. Some say it’s the most revolutionary writing since Ink was created.

In the Rewrite, Jack and rose both survive the crash of the Titanic; got married and had 3 kids. After surviving, the family becomes obsessed with studying the original Titanic, and why it sank. Years later, they built a “New Titanic”, but even bigger this time, with no mistakes. It’s literally unbreakable. Additionally, Jack and Rose did away with the “ Steerage “section. The new Titanic, was all one section now. Still being very sensitive to the way steerage was treated, anybody that acted like a snob, was put on an unmanned dingy, ( a dingy drone if you will ) and brought to shore. Once the snob arrived on shore, he or she was required to take a class in Animal Welfare & Rescue, before returning home. It was such a success, that the family built 50 more ships and now call their cruise-liner company, ” The Titanic Express “. In order to board any of the ships you needed two things, firstly, an affordable ticket, secondly, you had to raise your right hand and swear “I am not a jerk. “ Not only did the new company become a benchmark for safety in the shipping world, but they led the charge in animal equality around the world. As a matter of fact, several of their ships were sent to Canada to combat seal hunting, other ships sent to Japan to fight dolphin, and whale slaughters. The movie still would’ve been great. The End.