“Titanic” Movie Rewrite

Titanic

This is the Movie Rewrite for  “Titanic “, it’s a must read. Some say it’s the most revolutionary writing since Ink was created.

In the Rewrite, Jack and rose both survive the crash of the Titanic; got married and had 3 kids. After surviving, the family becomes obsessed with studying the original Titanic, and why it sank. Years later, they built a “New Titanic”, but even bigger this time, with no mistakes. It’s literally unbreakable. Additionally, Jack and Rose did away with the “ Steerage “section. The new Titanic, was all one section now. Still being very sensitive to the way steerage was treated, anybody that acted like a snob, was put on an unmanned dingy, ( a dingy drone if you will ) and brought to shore. Once the snob arrived on shore, he or she was required to take a class in Animal Welfare & Rescue, before returning home. It was such a success, that the family built 50 more ships and now call their cruise-liner company, ” The Titanic Express “. In order to board any of the ships you needed two things, firstly, an affordable ticket, secondly, you had to raise your right hand and swear “I am not a jerk. “ Not only did the new company become a benchmark for safety in the shipping world, but they led the charge in animal equality around the world. As a matter of fact, several of their ships were sent to Canada to combat seal hunting, other ships sent to Japan to fight dolphin, and whale slaughters. The movie still would’ve been great. The End.

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